Were you ever caught unaware on a meeting, and all you could do is mumble and stutter incoherent sentences. Did you ever envy your colleagues, who could come up with a witty response in a second, while you were still gathering your thoughts? Did you ever want to impress your boss with a striking phrase, while staying cool with your team?

If you would answer yes to any of these questions, this app was created for you!

Whenever you are in a tight spot, just fire up the Corporate Survival Kit, and start generating an endless stream of corporate jargon. Use the generated phrases to get yourself out of trouble, or improve your already good reputation. After amazing your colleagues, you can even share your favourites and the most useful phrases on Twitter or Facebook.

Features:

- No thinking necessary : seemingly endless set of phrases, ready to use
- Beautiful, stylish interface! Very easy to operate!
- Facebook and Twitter integration: Share your favorite phrases with your
friends!
- No sounds at all! The app is carefully designed to be completely silent!

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