This ain't Instagram. This ain't even WeatherBug. Mark Morford's APOTHECARY is a down n' dirty, intentionally raw, artfully designed, exceedingly potent cocktail of love and satire, perspective and voice, a truly unique, entirely personality driven app like no other, from one of San Francisco's best known, award-winning columnists, culture critics and, yes, yoga teachers. What, you think Tom Friedman would dare to have a smart, savory, sexed-up app like this? Maureen Dowd? George Will? They wish.

APOTHECARY includes:
~ Nearly 300 of Mark's finest and most popular columns from the SF Chronicle, SFGate and beyond, fully searchable
~ Thousands of randomized column quotes, both unpredictable and sharable
~ Hundreds of hot recommendations and bits of advice written exclusively for Apothecary, in five categories:

-- OBEY: Do it now. Not even asking.
-- LISTEN: Music recs and playlists galore
-- IMBIBE: 100s of cocktail recipes, most reader submitted
-- DEVOUR: Read this, click this, enjoy this
-- MOAN: The erotic bits! All yum, all the time.

~ Gallery: Personal photos, exclusive to the app.
~ Boosters: Fresh content since the app was published. New columns, advice, and more!

It's ALL completely FREE! Except for the paid parts! (Moan, Gallery, Boosters). Download now! Because awesome!