Clever, motivating quotes mostly from dead guys.
What people are saying about UpElevator:
“Shoulda took a bite out of this App.” Adam

“I laughed ‘til I hurt…gimme more!” Marquis de Sade

“These guys think like I paint.” Salvador Dali

“Now this dealeth with the winter of our discontent.”
William Shakespeare

Step into UpElevator!
Rich: Choose one of nine floors - the one that matches your mood.

Lisa: R U angry? Push the 6th floor. Ten 'Angrrr' quotes will appear.

Rich: Speaking of #@^!!@, Lisa, tell them what else makes UpElevator unique.

Lisa: You're really cute when you're mad, Richie. Each quote is garnished by our cockamamie commentary. Oh, and yep, that's us next to 'Our Two Cents.'

Rich: Looking for laughs? After you look at our pictures, go to the 7th floor. Motivation’s on the 1st floor. Don’t know where to go? Hit the 8th floor for 'Surprise Me.'

Lisa: Pass along that special quote via email, Facebook or Twitter by pressing 'Share.'

Rich: Got favorites? Hit the 'Save' button. BTW, each time you return to a category, 10 new quotes load. Hey, it's not rocket science…'cause we flunked Rocket Science.

Lisa: Say ‘hi’ to us at our Web site: www.UpElevator.com, on Twitter and on Facebook.

Push our buttons. UpElevator won't let you down.