DreamWife
Detailed App Info:
Application Description
By Carl R Andrews & David Orion
Introductory Price!
The Reviews are coming in:
"Very Funny Stuff!"
"The Feel Good App of the Year!"
"Love it" - Clayton Morris, Host of "Fox & Friends" and "Gadgets and Games"
Attention all men!
Finally an app where women love you just the way you are! Finally an app that takes advantage of matrimonial fantasyland. Finally an app where you can make-believe that your offensive and disgusting behavior is actually desirable to your wife or girlfriend. It’s called “Dream Wife”.
With the simple push of a button, you can experience pretend yet positive affirmations throughout the day, such as:
1) Honey you don’t have to put up the toilet seat, I like taking a little 3 am butt bath.
2) Honey I don’t mind when you fart under the sheets, you're like my little personal Potpourri.
3) Honey you sit here there and watch the game; I’ll go mow the lawn. But first, can I bring you another beer and give you a foot massage?
4) Honey I like it when you leave your dirty clothes on the floor for me to pickup, it gives me a little aerobic activity at the end of my day.
5) I agree Honey, kissing is highly over rated, just high five me again…same thing.
There are more than 100 hilarious sayings with a soothing and sympathetic female voice that doesn't exist in the real world -- loving you and all of your contemptible actions unconditionally.
“Dream Wife” Never leave home without her!
For the Ladies, coming soon “Dream Husband”!
Submit your lines for either App and if we use them you will get a free App.
www.mojosoftwareonline.com/dreamwife.htm
From Carl R Andrews, Inc.
by Carl Andrews & David Orion
Introductory Price!
The Reviews are coming in:
"Very Funny Stuff!"
"The Feel Good App of the Year!"
"Love it" - Clayton Morris, Host of "Fox & Friends" and "Gadgets and Games"
Attention all men!
Finally an app where women love you just the way you are! Finally an app that takes advantage of matrimonial fantasyland. Finally an app where you can make-believe that your offensive and disgusting behavior is actually desirable to your wife or girlfriend. It’s called “Dream Wife”.
With the simple push of a button, you can experience pretend yet positive affirmations throughout the day, such as:
1) Honey you don’t have to put up the toilet seat, I like taking a little 3 am butt bath.
2) Honey I don’t mind when you fart under the sheets, you're like my little personal Potpourri.
3) Honey you sit here there and watch the game; I’ll go mow the lawn. But first, can I bring you another beer and give you a foot massage?
4) Honey I like it when you leave your dirty clothes on the floor for me to pickup, it gives me a little aerobic activity at the end of my day.
5) I agree Honey, kissing is highly over rated, just high five me again…same thing.
There are more than 100 hilarious sayings with a soothing and sympathetic female voice that doesn't exist in the real world -- loving you and all of your contemptible actions unconditionally.
“Dream Wife” Never leave home without her!
For the Ladies, coming soon “Dream Husband”!
Submit your lines for either App and if we use them you will get a free App.
www.mojosoftwareonline.com/dreamwife.htm
From Carl R Andrews, Inc.
by Carl Andrews & David Orion
Requirements
Your mobile device must have at least 8.6 MB of space to download and install DreamWife app. DreamWife was updated to a new version. Purchase this version for $0.99
If you have any problems with installation or in-app purchase, found bugs, questions, comments about this application, you can visit the official website of Carl R Andrews, Inc. Carl R Andrews, Inc at http://mojosoftwareonline.com/dreamwife.htm.
Copyright © Carl R. Andrews, Inc.
