Professor Don. T. Givafark has recently discovered a new phenomenon relating to peoples propensity to care about any given subject matter. This phenomenon is best described as the emission of energy from the human body while considering any particular subject.

This minute variation in energy level is measured and can be scaled based on the level of importance placed on that subject
Professor Givafark has named this energy release a "Fark" and is measured on a scale of -10 to 1 with 1 being the highest score. The emission of energy below a score of -10 is so low that it is considered that no one could give a FARK less than -10

Now with the Fark-O-Meter you can subtly tell someone how you really feel with this tongue in cheek app.

The "Free" version allows you to "Randomly" select a Fark-O-Meter reading for any given issue and send the score and message by SMS, email or share it on Facebook.

The "Premium" version gives greater functionality and range of messages to tell them how it really is!
In the "Premium" version the "Random" score is still available, but there is a "Sensor" and "Reset" button to manually select from the extended list of messages available.

If there is someone who really needs to be told, create your own message with the edit function in the "Premium" version to ensure that they know what you mean.