UPDATE! - Yes, Ashton Kutcher did completely steal our idea for his Saturday Night Live bit titled Tooter. Although we are a bit disappointed that he didn't send us a check for a million dollars - now I won't feel bad about punching him the face and yelling 'YOU JUST GOT PUNKD'!' when I see him.

Have you ever wondered how many times you fart each day? Then this app is for you!

We've combined the two most enjoyable activities (farting and pushing buttons) into one fantastic app.

Keep track of your entire fart history - why let all that hard work go to waste? Now you can check on your fart statistics anytime you want.

Easy to use : simply launch the app and click the big red button for each fart - we take care of the rest.

Perfect for:

parties : "I've farted 58 times this week!"

job interviews : "typically I average 23 farts per day"

and just about any other occasion.

Send a fart to a friend! - this feature will send your friend an email with information about your latest far + a map so that they can find the treasure you left for them!

Don't let another day pass without tracking your farts!