100,000 sperm and you were the fastest?---Author Unknown
42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.---Author Unknown
99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.---Author Unknown
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.---Author Unknown
A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it.---Author Unknown
A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it.---Bob Hope
A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist.---Author Unknown
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.---Author Unknown
A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.---Jerry Seinfeld
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..---Author Unknown
A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.---Author Unknown
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.---Author Unknown


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