At last, a therapeutical way to get back.

The infamous King of England, Henry the Eighth and notorious wife beheader made this famous statement in a moment of frustration and anger.
'Kill All The Lawyers'.
Now you can do just that with this therapeutical app by allowing you to squash lawyers before they take all your money.
Squish the older, slower moving ones. Squelch the young fast movers and shakers. Squash the Legal Teams that snake their way thru to your money pile. Stomp on the old and powerful ones who waddle to the money pile, take more than their share and take a lot more to obliterate.
...but don't squish the cockroaches.
You'll lose points.

The legal system has created a monster of it's own.
A self perpetuating business that is run more like a protection racket rather than a protection service.
All of us will experience the need for legal representation sometime in our lives,
being it in business, personal, family, partnerships, buying, selling etc. etc.
and all of us will be sickened by the costs and frustrations of little or no choice in these matters.
HERE IS YOUR CHANCE TO GET BACK... without the judicial penalties normally imposed on us for mass murder.

Feel the tension leave your body as you virtually take back control.
You are the eliminator!
Be the best Lawyer eliminator on the planet.
Satisfaction Virtually Guaranteed.
Virtually Safe.
Great for all ages.