Have you ever wanted to ride bare-back on a dinosaur? Spell "Mississippi" without using the letter "i"? Gain the power of personal space-flight and tour the universe in a bathrobe?

Mammal Stew can't help you do any of those things. What it CAN do for a few minutes out of every day is to take your mind off of your disappointing life. You may experience an ego boost as you play one of the hottest games around.

Throughout history, this most ancient and legendary game has been known by many names: "Hermit's Bluff", "My Pungent Son", "Mistress May I", and "Waste of Time" just to name a few.

The Guru Moji, a famous monk who lived over 3000 years ago, once instructed: "To become a master of life, you must first master Mammal Stew". Guru Moji was always right.

We simulated reviews by hundreds of players just like you. These are just a small sampling of our favorites:
+ "Without a doubt Mammal Stew is hands down a game. For sure."
+ "Easily the best version of Mammal Stew I've ever played."
+ "Because of this game, I am marginally happier."
+ "I cried, but then Mammal Stew told me not to cry anymore. Thank you, Mammal Stew!"

* NOTE: the above description is nonsense. Mammal Stew is actually a collection of 5 classic mini-games.