NameCaller! is here when you need it. Sometimes you want to call somebody a name, but you just can't think of the right one. NameCaller! to the rescue!

We'll think of a name for you. You might get enough relief just by reading the name -- you may not even need to say it out loud.

NameCaller! divides its names into categories. Pick an appropriate category, then on the next screen, press the Green button. We'll do our best to pick a good name for you.

In many cases, it's not enough to simply say the name, with no feeling. Loving names, for instance, really need to be proclaimed with a loving attitude, and perhaps preceded with something like "my little" or "my sweet". With appropriate attitude, even something like "my little catfish" doesn't smell so bad.

Goofy names might be preceded by "what a", such as "what a catfish" -- and it no longer sounds so loving.

Finally, most people need no help in forming the proper attitude for an insulting name -- "you are such a catfish," with a snarl and a sneer, can be quite menacing.

The official NameCaller! list is maintained on a web site. You might want to use the Update button every once in a while to download the most current, up-to-date list. That is the only way you can be sure you have the latest, greatest names!