Tired of Plato and Socrates? Tired of things making sense? Then Robo-Philosopher is for you.

A robot has been programmed to be a philosopher, but due to bugs in his software, he mixes everything up and outputs nonsense! His zany proverbs are sure to entertain even the most serious-minded individuals.

– Tap on the "Another!" button to generate a new chunk of pseudo-philosophy. (We are not responsible if you use these in a philosophy thesis and fail the class.)

– Can't keep the hilarity to yourself? Tap the share button to send it to your friends via text, email, Twitter, and Facebook.

And just remember… "A hamster may ride off into the sunset, but never trust a potato for financial advice" –Robo-Philosopher