Violas are no doubt the most terrible instrument to ever earn a spot in the string orchestra. Not only are they bulky and lame, their owners lack musical talent. Thus, the invention of the Viola joke. As Violas continue to invade our in-tune music, its been harder for us to come up with unique jokes to get them out of our face. This app will attempt to change that. After hearing all the jokes from this app, a Violist will strongly consider dropping, or switching to a Violin. (NO guarantee, but hopefully) Shake your iOS device or press the "Random Joke" button to see a random Viola Joke!